April 2012
March 2012
Watchk1mkardashian:
lindsay lohans face throughout the years
WUUUUUUUT.
During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why can't I have a penis.
“I think it’s great for two people to be together. That is a good number. I think...”
– Henry Rollins. (via elliesmallz)
myspcefamous2012:
What if when you had an orgasm you actually started screaming like screamo screaming and then you start screaming a bring me the horizon song
